This big beauty off Lincoln Highway in Hellam, PA is bound to give people some “kicks.” Get it? Ah, whatever. Sure, there could have been more detail in the exterior, but you’re still living in a freakin’ shoe. Seems to me that if you want to live in a shoe, you should at least make it distinct looking. Now that I think about it, all they have to do is paint the band near the toes and then you’re living in a foot/sandal combo. Now that’s unprecendented!